I have taken some screen shots, would anybody be willing to look at them and
see if you can help me? I'm about a tick away from trying to get this SP2
off my machine or throw the whole computer in the trash. I've troubleshot
everything I can think of and followed everyone's advice. Last place I went
for advice was here.

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/.../oeandsp2.mspx

I don't even have one of the options he has in his security shot.