Confused wrote:

Because God made them that way.

"Uncle Grumpy" wrote:

Confused wrote:

Why not?

Why are elephants grey?


First: top posting sucks.

Second: you're close to the "jist" of my reply: there's no particular
reason, that's just the way that it is.

BUT: the ACTUAL answer to the question "Why are elephants grey" IS....

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So we wouldn't confuse them with bluebirds!

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