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Diane Poremsky's Proud Example Of Idiotic Posting
Ms. Poremsky is so proud of this piece of idle gibberish she posts it on her
own website at: http://www.poremsky.com/p/silence_of_the_gurus.htm Hilarious! Hoist with her own petar. DSH Lux et Veritas et Libertas Vires et Honor --------------------Cordon Sanitaire---------------------------------- THE SILENCE OF THE GURUS Starring... Jodie Foster as Special Agent Diane Poremsky, FBI Anthony Hopkins as Roy "Hannibal" Lehrer "Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must remain silent" - Ludwig Wittgenstein -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Act I, Scene 1. [A maximum security prison cell block] DP: Dr. Lehrer, my name is Diane Poremsky. I'm with the FBI Behavioral Science Unit. May I talk with you? HL: Certainly, my dear. What would you like to know? DP: Actually, I've put some questions in the form of an Access database embedded in a Word 2K file. If you'll just fill in the blanks it will automatically send itself as an attachment to my Washington office. HL: So you think you can figure me out...you think I'm some kind of cross-linked file you can fix with your Scandisk and your Norton Disk Doctor, is that it Agent Poremsky? DP: It's just a simple questionnaire. HL: Someone once sent me a questionnaire in e-mail. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...he sent me no attachments after that. DP: I've read about that case. They call it... HL: The Silence of the Spammers. DP: So you admit that you're a serial killer? HL: Why should I kill serially when it's so much more efficient to kill in parallel? So many more bites per second you know. DP: About the questionnaire... HL: Poremsky, is that Russian, or perhaps Polish? DP: Well, in fact... HL: I ate a Polish ham once. His call sign was SP9EIJ. I baked his shoulder with a honey mustard sauce and a couple of russet potatoes... DP: I believe I have a file on that... HL: The Silence of the Hams. DP: Dr. Lehrer, is that a computer in your cell? HL: Do you like it? I carved the motherboard myself from a prison bed frame. DP: Have you always built your own computers? HL: Well, I did buy a Dell once. They sent a nice young man out to fix it. I told him not to put his hand near the power supply. DP: He wasn't grounded? HL: He wasn't grounded but he was ground. I ate his pancreas with special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun. DP: And the computer? HL: It smelled like burnt toast for a week. And it kept failing the system memory check. DP: Oh, no, not... HL: Yes, Diane... DP: Please don't say it... HL: The Silence of the RAM. DP: sigh. Well, Dr. Lehrer, I can see that you are in no mood to cooperate. Perhaps we'll continue this interview another time. HL: Au revoir Diane. See you on the Internet. by Jim Fadden who's going to be on review _forever_ Posted to Windows 98 Give-And-Take List on June 30, 2000 |
Diane Poremsky's Proud Example Of Idiotic Posting
You hoople headed idiot.
"D. Spencer Hines" wrote in message ... : Ms. Poremsky is so proud of this piece of idle gibberish she posts it on her : own website at: : : http://www.poremsky.com/p/silence_of_the_gurus.htm : : Hilarious! : : Hoist with her own petar. : : DSH : Lux et Veritas et Libertas : Vires et Honor : : --------------------Cordon Sanitaire---------------------------------- : : THE SILENCE OF THE GURUS : : Starring... : : Jodie Foster as Special Agent Diane Poremsky, FBI : : Anthony Hopkins as Roy "Hannibal" Lehrer : : "Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must remain silent" - Ludwig : Wittgenstein : -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- : : Act I, Scene 1. [A maximum security prison cell block] : : DP: Dr. Lehrer, my name is Diane Poremsky. I'm with the FBI Behavioral : Science Unit. May I talk with you? : : HL: Certainly, my dear. What would you like to know? : : DP: Actually, I've put some questions in the form of an Access database : embedded in a Word 2K file. If you'll just fill in the blanks it will : automatically send itself as an attachment to my Washington office. : : HL: So you think you can figure me out...you think I'm some kind of : cross-linked file you can fix with your Scandisk and your Norton Disk : Doctor, is that it Agent Poremsky? : : DP: It's just a simple questionnaire. : : HL: Someone once sent me a questionnaire in e-mail. I ate his liver with : some fava beans and a nice Chianti...he sent me no attachments after that. : : DP: I've read about that case. They call it... : : HL: The Silence of the Spammers. : : DP: So you admit that you're a serial killer? : : HL: Why should I kill serially when it's so much more efficient to kill in : parallel? So many more bites per second you know. : : DP: About the questionnaire... : : HL: Poremsky, is that Russian, or perhaps Polish? : : DP: Well, in fact... : : HL: I ate a Polish ham once. His call sign was SP9EIJ. I baked his shoulder : with a honey mustard sauce and a couple of russet potatoes... : : DP: I believe I have a file on that... : : HL: The Silence of the Hams. : : DP: Dr. Lehrer, is that a computer in your cell? : : HL: Do you like it? I carved the motherboard myself from a prison bed frame. : : DP: Have you always built your own computers? : : HL: Well, I did buy a Dell once. They sent a nice young man out to fix it. I : told him not to put his hand near the power supply. : : DP: He wasn't grounded? : : HL: He wasn't grounded but he was ground. I ate his pancreas with special : sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun. : : DP: And the computer? : : HL: It smelled like burnt toast for a week. And it kept failing the system : memory check. : : DP: Oh, no, not... : : HL: Yes, Diane... : : DP: Please don't say it... : : HL: The Silence of the RAM. : : DP: sigh. Well, Dr. Lehrer, I can see that you are in no mood to : cooperate. Perhaps we'll continue this interview another time. : : HL: Au revoir Diane. See you on the Internet. : : by Jim Fadden who's going to be on review _forever_ : : Posted to Windows 98 Give-And-Take List on June 30, 2000 : : |
Diane Poremsky's Proud Example Of Idiotic Posting
"D. Spencer Hines" wrote in message
... Hoist with her own petar. If you are going to do this, at least get it right. It's PetarD - an explosive charge with which to blow in gates..... -- Asking a question? Please tell us the version of the application you are asking about, your OS, Service Pack level and the FULL contents of any error message(s) |
Diane Poremsky's Proud Example Of Idiotic Posting
You need to take a close look at William Shakespeare's _Hamlet_.
When you have done that come back for further basic instruction. But Not Here... I'm shutting this thread down. 'Nuff Said. -- D. Spencer Hines Lux et Veritas et Libertas Vires et Honor Veni, Vidi, Calcitravi Asinum "Gordon" wrote in message ... "D. Spencer Hines" wrote in message ... Hoist with her own petar. If you are going to do this, at least get it right. It's PetarD - an explosive charge with which to blow in gates..... |
Diane Poremsky's Proud Example Of Idiotic Posting
"D. Spencer Hines" wrote in message
... You need to take a close look at William Shakespeare's _Hamlet_. When you have done that come back for further basic instruction. Unfortunately Shakespeare was not a Royal Engineer. A Petard, with a "D" is an explosive charge that is fixed halfway up the gate of a fortified enclosure in order to blow a hole in it. People who got hung up with it were killed. Hence the phrase "hoisted with his own petard". -- Asking a question? Please tell us the version of the application you are asking about, your OS, Service Pack level and the FULL contents of any error message(s) |
D Spencer Hines' Proud Example Of Idiotic Posting
Pompous git!
"D. Spencer Hines" wrote in message ... Crap snipped |
Diane Poremsky's Proud Example Of Idiotic Posting
Thank you for reminding me of my late friend Roy Lehrer - the anniversary of
his death is approaching. He was a retired Marine who loved to tinker with computers. It's a shame his life was cut short. He knew more about computers and Windows than you ever will. -- Diane Poremsky [MVP - Outlook] Outlook Tips: http://www.outlook-tips.net/ Outlook & Exchange Solutions Center: http://www.slipstick.com Outlook Tips by email: EMO - a weekly newsletter about Outlook and Exchange: You can access this newsgroup by visiting http://www.microsoft.com/office/comm...s/default.mspx or point your newsreader to msnews.microsoft.com. "D. Spencer Hines" wrote in message ... Ms. Poremsky is so proud of this piece of idle gibberish she posts it on her own website at: http://www.poremsky.com/p/silence_of_the_gurus.htm Hilarious! Hoist with her own petar. DSH Lux et Veritas et Libertas Vires et Honor --------------------Cordon Sanitaire---------------------------------- THE SILENCE OF THE GURUS Starring... Jodie Foster as Special Agent Diane Poremsky, FBI Anthony Hopkins as Roy "Hannibal" Lehrer "Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must remain silent" - Ludwig Wittgenstein -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Act I, Scene 1. [A maximum security prison cell block] DP: Dr. Lehrer, my name is Diane Poremsky. I'm with the FBI Behavioral Science Unit. May I talk with you? HL: Certainly, my dear. What would you like to know? DP: Actually, I've put some questions in the form of an Access database embedded in a Word 2K file. If you'll just fill in the blanks it will automatically send itself as an attachment to my Washington office. HL: So you think you can figure me out...you think I'm some kind of cross-linked file you can fix with your Scandisk and your Norton Disk Doctor, is that it Agent Poremsky? DP: It's just a simple questionnaire. HL: Someone once sent me a questionnaire in e-mail. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...he sent me no attachments after that. DP: I've read about that case. They call it... HL: The Silence of the Spammers. DP: So you admit that you're a serial killer? HL: Why should I kill serially when it's so much more efficient to kill in parallel? So many more bites per second you know. DP: About the questionnaire... HL: Poremsky, is that Russian, or perhaps Polish? DP: Well, in fact... HL: I ate a Polish ham once. His call sign was SP9EIJ. I baked his shoulder with a honey mustard sauce and a couple of russet potatoes... DP: I believe I have a file on that... HL: The Silence of the Hams. DP: Dr. Lehrer, is that a computer in your cell? HL: Do you like it? I carved the motherboard myself from a prison bed frame. DP: Have you always built your own computers? HL: Well, I did buy a Dell once. They sent a nice young man out to fix it. I told him not to put his hand near the power supply. DP: He wasn't grounded? HL: He wasn't grounded but he was ground. I ate his pancreas with special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun. DP: And the computer? HL: It smelled like burnt toast for a week. And it kept failing the system memory check. DP: Oh, no, not... HL: Yes, Diane... DP: Please don't say it... HL: The Silence of the RAM. DP: sigh. Well, Dr. Lehrer, I can see that you are in no mood to cooperate. Perhaps we'll continue this interview another time. HL: Au revoir Diane. See you on the Internet. by Jim Fadden who's going to be on review _forever_ Posted to Windows 98 Give-And-Take List on June 30, 2000 |
Diane Poremsky's Proud Example Of Idiotic Posting
Gordon wrote:
"D. Spencer Hines" wrote in message ... You need to take a close look at William Shakespeare's _Hamlet_. When you have done that come back for further basic instruction. Unfortunately Shakespeare was not a Royal Engineer. A Petard, with a "D" is an explosive charge that is fixed halfway up the gate of a fortified enclosure in order to blow a hole in it. People who got hung up with it were killed. Hence the phrase "hoisted with his own petard". In Spanish, it's Petardos. Petardas, OTOH, can be found he http://www.petardas.com/ Alias |
Diane Poremsky's Proud Example Of Idiotic Posting
"Alias" wrote in message ... Gordon wrote: "D. Spencer Hines" wrote in message ... You need to take a close look at William Shakespeare's _Hamlet_. When you have done that come back for further basic instruction. Unfortunately Shakespeare was not a Royal Engineer. A Petard, with a "D" is an explosive charge that is fixed halfway up the gate of a fortified enclosure in order to blow a hole in it. People who got hung up with it were killed. Hence the phrase "hoisted with his own petard". In Spanish, it's Petardos. Petardas, OTOH, can be found he http://www.petardas.com/ Alias lol He certainly is a ******! |
D Spencer Hines' Proud Example Of Idiotic Posting
On Sat, 7 Feb 2009 10:08:33 +1100, "Bill"
wrote: Pompous git! Read the whole sad story of this pompous git he http://groups.google.com/group/alt.h...6c7c3d5c?hl=en James |
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