You hoople headed idiot.

"D. Spencer Hines" wrote in message
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: Ms. Poremsky is so proud of this piece of idle gibberish she posts it on
her
: own website at:
:
: http://www.poremsky.com/p/silence_of_the_gurus.htm
:
: Hilarious!
:
: Hoist with her own petar.
:
: DSH
: Lux et Veritas et Libertas
: Vires et Honor
:
: --------------------Cordon Sanitaire----------------------------------
:
: THE SILENCE OF THE GURUS
:
: Starring...
:
: Jodie Foster as Special Agent Diane Poremsky, FBI
:
: Anthony Hopkins as Roy "Hannibal" Lehrer
:
: "Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must remain silent" - Ludwig
: Wittgenstein
: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
:
: Act I, Scene 1. [A maximum security prison cell block]
:
: DP: Dr. Lehrer, my name is Diane Poremsky. I'm with the FBI Behavioral
: Science Unit. May I talk with you?
:
: HL: Certainly, my dear. What would you like to know?
:
: DP: Actually, I've put some questions in the form of an Access database
: embedded in a Word 2K file. If you'll just fill in the blanks it will
: automatically send itself as an attachment to my Washington office.
:
: HL: So you think you can figure me out...you think I'm some kind of
: cross-linked file you can fix with your Scandisk and your Norton Disk
: Doctor, is that it Agent Poremsky?
:
: DP: It's just a simple questionnaire.
:
: HL: Someone once sent me a questionnaire in e-mail. I ate his liver with
: some fava beans and a nice Chianti...he sent me no attachments after that.
:
: DP: I've read about that case. They call it...
:
: HL: The Silence of the Spammers.
:
: DP: So you admit that you're a serial killer?
:
: HL: Why should I kill serially when it's so much more efficient to kill in
: parallel? So many more bites per second you know.
:
: DP: About the questionnaire...
:
: HL: Poremsky, is that Russian, or perhaps Polish?
:
: DP: Well, in fact...
:
: HL: I ate a Polish ham once. His call sign was SP9EIJ. I baked his
shoulder
: with a honey mustard sauce and a couple of russet potatoes...
:
: DP: I believe I have a file on that...
:
: HL: The Silence of the Hams.
:
: DP: Dr. Lehrer, is that a computer in your cell?
:
: HL: Do you like it? I carved the motherboard myself from a prison bed
frame.
:
: DP: Have you always built your own computers?
:
: HL: Well, I did buy a Dell once. They sent a nice young man out to fix it.
I
: told him not to put his hand near the power supply.
:
: DP: He wasn't grounded?
:
: HL: He wasn't grounded but he was ground. I ate his pancreas with special
: sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun.
:
: DP: And the computer?
:
: HL: It smelled like burnt toast for a week. And it kept failing the system
: memory check.
:
: DP: Oh, no, not...
:
: HL: Yes, Diane...
:
: DP: Please don't say it...
:
: HL: The Silence of the RAM.
:
: DP: sigh. Well, Dr. Lehrer, I can see that you are in no mood to
: cooperate. Perhaps we'll continue this interview another time.
:
: HL: Au revoir Diane. See you on the Internet.
:
: by Jim Fadden who's going to be on review _forever_
:
: Posted to Windows 98 Give-And-Take List on June 30, 2000
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